Ago Demotivational Poster
THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM -
FANTASY FOOTBALL -
IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!
SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary?
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.
STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.
JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.
UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...
BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -
LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
ANGER KITTY - Feedz me now, or my power level becomez ovah 9000!
GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
Lawful Good -
MY PRECIOUS......... -
WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.
GUERILLA WARFARE -
GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.
Adventure Goals -
KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be
LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!
URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.
DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.
SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it
STEROIDS - They turn you into a Super Saiyan.
DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...
LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!
LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.
DOES IT STACK? - success lies in asking the right question at the right time
ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.
WE'RE GOING TO NEED -
REVY - She'll f*ck you up
DRAGON BOAT - Why is when you have a boat full of women, its called a Dragon boat
KOMODO DRAGON -
BLUE LAGOON- ROCAS BAINBRIDGE, GALAPAGOS - Not Everything Amazing Is Photo Shopped!
MY FIRST CAR -
WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!
CHICAGO TRANSIT AUTHORITY - I THINK I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES DRIVING WITH STEVIE WONDER.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS -
MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.
THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -
RAINY DAY - in the Windy City
GAME OF THRONES -
TENSER'S TRANSFORMATION - because sometimes you just can't pass spell resistance
WHEN YOU SEE IT - You'll shit over 9000 bricks
Rediculous Quests -
ANGER - it should be managed
DRAGON-CON - The only good reason to live anywhere near Atlanta
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL FAIL -
AWWWWWW! - See, it doesn't ALL have to be about power levels.
LASER DISC GAMES - What else are you gonna waste $10.00 in quarters on in the 80s?
BATMAN - Proof that the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system is a load of bullocks.
BAD IDEA...? - you think so?
MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'
RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!
MECHA-SHE-ZILLA - I feel sorry for that bridge(sorta).
PLAYER CHARACTER DEATHS - "Dont cry, just roll up another...At level one."
BROMANCE - Here's your girlfriend's necklace. I saved it for you.
JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!
KITTENS PENTAGON -
FEBRUARY 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died RIP
AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!
RUSSIAN... - ...into a staring contest while your BFF lay dying in your arms is not cool. Too soon, Rocky. Too soon.
PRIVACY - People always walk in on you at the worst moment.
PIZZA PAGODA - Your pizza is ready in 30 minutes, or we kill ourselves in shame and dishonor!!
GOKU - Does the carpet match the drapes?
ALBINO CLASS - She Rolled A Nat. 1 On Her Pigment Check.
Clear Pronunciation -
KOBOLDS - "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
DRAGON TAKEOVER - "Stupid humans. TNT is the worst channel ever!" "I shall destroy you all for making this torture!" "My wings shall cover the sun!"
CHAOS THEORY #14 - "The Police aren't here to CREATE disorder, The Police are here to MAINTAIN disorder" (Mayor Daley, Chicago, 1968)
OPTIMISM - When life gives you nausea, Treat it as an opportunity to turn into a dragon, And lay waste to those who oppose you!
MAFIA WARS - WHEN BALD PIETRO SAW HER FLASHING HER CHICAGO PIANOS, HE REALIZED THAT THE MUSIC WAS OVER AND THE WAR LOST
JAMES WONG - Should join Motifake, He's already great at destroying childhood memories
POOR SMEAGOL! - Our only wish, To catch a fish,so juicy sweet... ...Oh crap!
GARY GYGAX - An this is what he does on his off time.
VASELINE Ã‚Â® - It'll help make his cellmates be a little less of a pain in the ass.
SCHIZOPHRENIA AND BISEXUALITY - How to introduce little kids to both them
WHY SO SERIOUS -
FROWN - Lets turn it upside down And make a rainbow of unicorn feathers and JELLY-BEANS
THIS IS WHY - This is why we can't have a Dragon Ball Z live-action movie.
THE AGONY OF DEFEAT -
COMPETITION - Because winning isn't everything... It's the ONLY thing.
TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever
MY FIRST (MUSCLE) CAR -
BAD DAY? - hey...it could be worse you could have a giant dragon attacking you city so cheer up
JAKE HAS ALWAYS MADE SURE - that his kids had the proper toys for early childhood development
NOWADAYS - You can like the life you're living. You can live the life you like. You can even marry Harry, but mess around with Ike
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